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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,710thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,565thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,883rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We will do are best
President Johann Paolo
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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Johannesburge

Population1.012 billion

CapitalLessy city
LeaderPresident Johann Paolo
FaithRoman Catholic

Currencynetherite
AnimalHoarse

The Republic of Johannesburge is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Johann Paolo with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.012 billion Johannesburgeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lessy city. The average income tax rate is 13.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Johannesburgean economy, worth 69.4 trillion netherites a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,603 netherites, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, cities in Johannesburge declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johannesburge's national animal is the Hoarse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Johannesburge is ranked 33,396th in the world and 3rd in ASEAN for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,639.69 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,710thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,565thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,883rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,175thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 15,087thHighest Drug Use: 20,236thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,225th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Johannesburge changed its national nation type to "Republic".
  • : Johannesburge changed its national nation type to "Penis Republic".
  • : Johannesburge changed its national nation type to "Democratic Republic".
  • : Johannesburge applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Johannesburge, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Johannesburge, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in Johannesburge, cities in Johannesburge declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
  • : Following new legislation in Johannesburge, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
  • : Johannesburge's influence in ASEAN rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Johannesburge applied to join the World Assembly.

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