Population | 1.743 billion |
Capital | Lublin |
Currency | bann |
Animal | falcon |
The Federal Republic of Johannes Zukertort is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.743 billion Johannes Zukertortians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.
The thriving Johannes Zukertortian economy, worth 105 trillion banns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,486 banns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is in perpetual campaign mode, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, the single fish caught by Johannes Zukertortian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Johannes Zukertort's thriving fisheries, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Johannes Zukertort's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Johannes Zukertort is ranked 275,705th in the world and 10,876th in Osiris for Most Secular, with 10.6 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Johannes Zukertort was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Johannes Zukertort's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Johannes Zukertort was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Johannes Zukertort, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in Johannes Zukertort, the single fish caught by Johannes Zukertortian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Johannes Zukertort's thriving fisheries.
- : Johannes Zukertort was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Johannes Zukertort, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
- : Following new legislation in Johannes Zukertort, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
- : Following new legislation in Johannes Zukertort, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
- : Johannes Zukertort's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".