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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,713thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,230thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,395th
The Protectorate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We donít sell donuts
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Joffrecaik

Population1.351 billion

CapitalIasi

CurrencyTwo Bite Brownie
AnimalCandida Roma

The Protectorate of Joffrecaik is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.351 billion Joffrecaikians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iasi. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Joffrecaikian economy, worth 165 trillion Two Bite Brownies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,708 Two Bite Brownies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, and frat-house partying has become the national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joffrecaik's national animal is the Candida Roma, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joffrecaik is ranked 97,651st in the world and 10th in Realms of Caik for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 132.64 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,713thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,230thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,395thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,473rdLargest Retail Industry: 13,791stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,123rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,805thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,480thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,151stLargest Publishing Industry: 20,838thMost Devout: 21,081stMost Cultured: 21,697thHighest Average Incomes: 21,781stMost Corrupt Governments: 22,431st
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joffrecaik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Joffrecaik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Joffrecaik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Joffrecaik, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Joffrecaik, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
  • : Following new legislation in Joffrecaik, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Joffrecaik, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in Joffrecaik, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Joffrecaik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Joffrecaik, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".

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