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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 139thLargest Black Market: 242ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 338th
The Indomitable Dominions of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Our blades are sharp. Our minds, sharper.
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Joey Wu Empire

Population15.867 billion

CapitalDragon's Den
LeaderSupreme Leader Wu
FaithWu Worship

CurrencyEquation
AnimalBasilisk

The Indomitable Dominions of Joey Wu Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Wu with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.867 billion Child of Wus are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon's Den. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wuan economy, worth a remarkable 6,848 trillion Equations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 431,618 Equations, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Countless government officials are accused of espionage, the Wuan military is limping towards victory, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joey Wu Empire's national animal is the Basilisk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wu Worship.

Joey Wu Empire is ranked 220,475th in the world and 4,021st in Osiris for Most Avoided, scoring 1.48 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 139thLargest Black Market: 242ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 338thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 386thLargest Insurance Industry: 403rdMost Corrupt Governments: 409thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 520thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 660thHighest Average Incomes: 717thLargest Mining Sector: 732ndLowest Crime Rates: 908thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 991stHighest Economic Output: 1,468thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,564thMost Devout: 1,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,002ndLargest Governments: 2,128thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,429thMost Patriotic: 2,543rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,239thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,861stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,186thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,247thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,264thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,639thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,047thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,851stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,189thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,484thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,655thMost Stationary: 7,114thMost Influential: 7,181stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,396thMost Developed: 12,263rdMost Conservative: 12,619thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,745thMost Efficient Economies: 13,684thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 14,374thHealthiest Citizens: 15,870thLargest Populations: 18,884thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,495thSmartest Citizens: 25,591st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 63rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 67th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 67th in the regionMost Patriotic: 67th in the regionMost Devout: 78th in the regionMost Stationary: 86th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 91st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 141st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 147th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 156th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 161st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 189th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 221st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 240th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 258th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 276th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 337th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 338th in the regionMost Conservative: 369th in the regionLargest Populations: 449th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 466th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 515th in the regionRudest Citizens: 596th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 596th in the regionMost Developed: 647th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 663rd in the region

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