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Joergenland

Population1.188 billion

CapitalGrenadia
LeaderTiny Tim
FaithAtheism

Currencycredit
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The Private of Joergenland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tiny Tim with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.188 billion Joergenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grenadia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Joergenlandian economy, worth 220 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 185,933 credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 525,589 per year while the poor average 52,624, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Embittered former nobles desperately try to cling on to their noblesse oblige and their heads, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and vacationing Joergenians expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joergenland's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Joergenland is ranked 149,908th in the world and 243rd in The Black Hawks for Most Politically Free, scoring 19.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,023rdMost Secular: 1,204thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,545thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,579thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,715thMost Avoided: 2,838thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,967thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,003rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,474thFattest Citizens: 3,795thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,988thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,625thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,339thHighest Average Incomes: 7,663rdLargest Black Market: 7,942ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,802ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,830thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,887thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,072ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,874thLargest Governments: 17,624thRudest Citizens: 18,135thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,315th
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Most Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joergenland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Joergenland, vacationing Joergenians expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Joergenland, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Joergenland, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.
  • : Following new legislation in Joergenland, embittered former nobles desperately try to cling on to their noblesse oblige and their heads.
  • : Joergenland voted for The Dictatorship of Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Joergenland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn This Game".
  • : Following new legislation in Joergenland, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Joergenland, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Joergenland, the government is encouraging violence on television.

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