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Most Cheerful Citizens: 940th Most Inclusive: 1,009th Healthiest Citizens: 1,028th
The Kingdom of
Left-Leaning College State
Unity and Progress.
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Joelyria

Population10.376 billion

CapitalJoeltropolis
LeaderKing Joel
FaithChurch of Beer and Metal

CurrencyJoelyrian Sovereign
AnimalJoelyrian Terrier

The Kingdom of Joelyria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Joel with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.376 billion Joelyrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joeltropolis. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joelyrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,094 trillion Joelyrian Sovereigns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 201,852 Joelyrian Sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen', the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee, bustling back-alley clinics treat everything from sports injuries to angina, and the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic. Crime is totally unknown. Joelyria's national animal is the Joelyrian Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Beer and Metal.

Joelyria is ranked 35,564th in the world and 4th in Winterfell for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 72.24 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 940thMost Inclusive: 1,009thHealthiest Citizens: 1,028thNicest Citizens: 1,264thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,538thTop
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Most Cultured: 1,833rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,995thMost Developed: 2,214thMost Secular: 2,318thMost Pacifist: 2,535thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,811thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,887thSmartest Citizens: 3,027thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,449thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,571stMost Efficient Economies: 4,085thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,095thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,198thBest Weather: 4,357thMost Influential: 4,391stHighest Average Incomes: 5,561stHighest Economic Output: 5,790thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,111thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,490thLowest Crime Rates: 6,679thMost Stationary: 6,919thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,022ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,281stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,725thTop
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Largest Governments: 9,096thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,158thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,589thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,800th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Joelyria, the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic.
  • : Following new legislation in Joelyria, bustling back-alley clinics treat everything from sports injuries to angina.
  • : Following new legislation in Joelyria, the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee.
  • : Following new legislation in Joelyria, shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen'.
  • : Joelyria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Desertification"".
  • : Following new legislation in Joelyria, bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping.
  • : Following new legislation in Joelyria, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
  • : Following new legislation in Joelyria, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Joelyria, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Joelyria, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.

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