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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,489thNicest Citizens: 5,561stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,986th
The Interstellar Democrat Union of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Democracy for all
Minister of Aeronautics
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Joeanian Republic

Population1.78 billion

CapitalTranquility Station
LeaderPresident Director Braun

CurrencyJoeanian Dime
AnimalJoeanian Shepherd

The Interstellar Democrat Union of Joeanian Republic is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Director Braun with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 1.78 billion Joeanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tranquility Station. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeanian economy, worth 216 trillion Joeanian Dimes a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 121,588 Joeanian Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joeanian Republic's national animal is the Joeanian Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Joeanian Republic is ranked 68,185th in the world and 63rd in Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,021.6 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,489thNicest Citizens: 5,561stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,986thHealthiest Citizens: 7,471stMost Inclusive: 7,771stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,357thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,735thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,477thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,106thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,448thBest Weather: 10,680thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,747thMost Developed: 11,952ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,391stSmartest Citizens: 16,325thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,500thMost Efficient Economies: 17,381stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,256thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,314thMost Secular: 19,560thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,791stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,705thHighest Average Incomes: 22,761stMost Subsidized Industry: 23,024thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,069th
Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the region

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