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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8,108thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,753rdBest Weather: 9,300th
The 3rd Democratic Union of
Father Knows Best State
Democracy for all
Influence
Zero
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Joeanian Republic

Population1.204 billion

CapitalHalton
LeaderPresident Peter Davidson
FaithVioletism

CurrencyJoeanian Dime
AnimalJoeanian Shepherd

The 3rd Democratic Union of Joeanian Republic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Peter Davidson with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.204 billion Joeanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halton. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeanian economy, worth 140 trillion Joeanian Dimes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,807 Joeanian Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Billion-Joeanian Dime sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts, every week is blindness awareness week, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment President Peter Davidson's hair, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joeanian Republic's national animal is the Joeanian Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Joeanian Republic is ranked 28,387th in the world and 11th in The Wooloo Pact for Safest, scoring 108.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8,108thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,753rdBest Weather: 9,300thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,317thHealthiest Citizens: 10,247thNicest Citizens: 10,364thMost Inclusive: 10,695thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,115thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 13,042ndMost Developed: 13,651stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,611thLowest Crime Rates: 15,735thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,866thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,057thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,954thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,212thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,979thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,160thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,874thLargest Governments: 19,469thMost Efficient Economies: 19,501stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,177thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,255thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,744thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,483rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,802ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,684th
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the region

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