The 3rd Democratic Union of Joeanian Republic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Peter Davidson with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.204 billion Joeanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halton. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeanian economy, worth 140 trillion Joeanian Dimes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,807 Joeanian Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Billion-Joeanian Dime sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts, every week is blindness awareness week, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment President Peter Davidson's hair, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joeanian Republic's national animal is the Joeanian Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Joeanian Republic is ranked 28,387^th in the world and 11^th in The Wooloo Pact for Safest, scoring 108.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.