The Interstellar Democrat Union of Joeanian Republic is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Director Braun with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 1.78 billion Joeanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tranquility Station. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeanian economy, worth 216 trillion Joeanian Dimes a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 121,588 Joeanian Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joeanian Republic's national animal is the Joeanian Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Joeanian Republic is ranked 68,185^th in the world and 63^rd in Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,021.6 on the Societal Mobility Rating.