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Rudest Citizens: 286thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 342ndLargest Retail Industry: 449th
The Commonwealth of
Capitalist Paradise
It's our time to revitalise the fatherland
President George Wilson
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Jodaco

Population6.856 billion

CapitalLuxorfair
LeaderPresident George Wilson
FaithRoast Mastery

CurrencyJodaco Dollar
AnimalWolf

The Commonwealth of Jodaco is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President George Wilson with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.856 billion Jodacoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxorfair. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jodacoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,299 trillion Jodaco Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 335,334 Jodaco Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 985,382 per year while the poor average 89,904, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world". Crime is totally unknown. Jodaco's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roast Mastery.

Jodaco is ranked 30,119th in the world and 1st in United Conservatives of Asia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.12 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 286thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 342ndLargest Retail Industry: 449thHighest Disposable Incomes: 557thMost Avoided: 596thMost Efficient Economies: 706thMost Scientifically Advanced: 804thFattest Citizens: 806thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,033rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,243rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,306thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,318thHighest Average Incomes: 1,475thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,523rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,583rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,704thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,931stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,388thTop
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,721stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,328thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,856thSmartest Citizens: 4,216thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,473rdLargest Governments: 5,483rdLargest Insurance Industry: 6,774thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,819thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,849thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,909thHighest Economic Output: 6,991stLargest Black Market: 7,645thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,159thMost Secular: 9,386thTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 14,685thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,989thHighest Drug Use: 19,183rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,035thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,442nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jodaco, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
  • : Following new legislation in Jodaco, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Jodaco, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Jodaco, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.
  • : Jodaco voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
  • : Jodaco voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
  • : Jodaco was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Jodaco, career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Jodaco, kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school.
  • : Following new legislation in Jodaco, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Luxorfair make great practice for foreign snipers.

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