The Federal Republic of Jodaco is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Joshua Coy with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.611 billion Jodacoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Luxorfair. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jodacoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,805 trillion Jodaco Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 321,832 Jodaco Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, Jodaco isn't what it used to be, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, and it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise. Crime is totally unknown. Jodaco's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roast Mastery.

Jodaco is ranked 90,551^st in the world and 2,241^st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 70.37931606832 Days.