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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 101stLargest Retail Industry: 120thMost Patriotic: 126th
The Great Theocratic Empire of
Corporate Police State
Heaven sees our Faith, God guide our Hands to Victory
Holy Emperor Makino X of Jocyn
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Jocyn

Population7.573 billion

CapitalChâteau-Royal
LeaderHoly Emperor Makino X of Jocyn
FaithMakinist Upper Order

CurrencyJocynian shilling
Animaltiger

The Great Theocratic Empire of Jocyn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Makino X of Jocyn with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.573 billion Jocyniens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Château-Royal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.1%.

The frighteningly efficient jocynien economy, worth a remarkable 3,902 trillion Jocynian shillings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 515,353 Jocynian shillings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,018,316 per year while the poor average 16,922, a ratio of 237 to 1.

Putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, Holy Emperor Makino X of Jocyn has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Jocyn's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Makinist Upper Order.

Jocyn is ranked 40,297th in the world and 11th in Calme Ybovien for Most Stationary, with 1,123.60680172452 days.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 101stLargest Retail Industry: 120thMost Patriotic: 126thLargest Agricultural Sector: 152ndMost Devout: 157thMost Ignorant Citizens: 198thLargest Mining Sector: 202ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 211thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 244thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 371stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 373rdHighest Average Incomes: 387thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 423rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 439thFattest Citizens: 452ndLargest Insurance Industry: 471stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 476thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 511thMost Corrupt Governments: 550thMost Avoided: 572ndMost Primitive: 659thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 776thMost Subsidized Industry: 810thMost Efficient Economies: 921stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 977thLargest Black Market: 996thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,362ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,467thLowest Crime Rates: 2,201stLargest Governments: 2,308thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,929thMost Conservative: 5,100thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,667thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,119thRudest Citizens: 6,873rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,567thTop
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Most Influential: 24,303rdMost Authoritarian: 26,384th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, Holy Emperor Makino X of Jocyn has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, atheists on vacation find Makinist Upper Order's scriptures make useful doorstops.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted.

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