The Dictatorship of Jobs is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.003 billion Jobsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tespa. The average income tax rate is 32.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Jobsian economy, worth 126 trillion Doge coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 126,554 Doge coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
In a desperate bid for cheap airfare Jobsians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, and the government is spending billions of Doge coins on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jobs's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jobs was endorsed by The Ruthless Polity of Astal Aavors.
- : Jobs was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Liberentis.
- : Jobs was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Varagog.
- : Jobs was endorsed by The Enlightened State of Sundred.
- : Jobs was endorsed by The Stunning Superiority of Sosash.
- : Jobs was endorsed by The Republic of Zeternia.
- : Jobs was endorsed by The Blue Ocean States of New Seaview Cove.
- : Jobs was endorsed by The Unholy Red Socialissimo of The South Falls.
- : Jobs was endorsed by The Peasant Wizard of Deropia.
- : Jobs was endorsed by The Glorious Commune of Suicidistan.
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