Highest Average Tax Rates: 106th Lowest Crime Rates: 131st Largest Governments: 144th
The Soviet Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Равенства, Единства, Братства
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Premier Andreyev with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.124 billion Jnanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but underdeveloped Jnanian economy, worth 897 trillion Jnanian Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 110,446 Jnanian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jnania's national animal is the Bear on Unicycle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jnania is ranked 152,672nd in the world and 4,563rd in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -286.87 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 106thLowest Crime Rates: 131stLargest Governments: 144thSafest: 255thHealthiest Citizens: 344thSmartest Citizens: 754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 779thMost Pacifist: 1,070thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,516thMost Inclusive: 1,567thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,744thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,905thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,205thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,380thMost Cultured: 2,509thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,645thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,921stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,219thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,528thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,625thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,390thNicest Citizens: 4,490thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,045thMost Secular: 6,266thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,303rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,482ndMost Authoritarian: 10,985thHighest Economic Output: 11,309thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,124th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 54th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 86th in the regionMost Cultured: 89th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 111th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 112th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 168th in the regionNicest Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Secular: 208th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 230th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 234th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 253rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 320th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 425th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 434th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Jnania's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.

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