Population | 12.477 billion |
Currency | Gold |
Animal | Elephant |
The JJJ of JJJ is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.477 billion JJJians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.1%.
The frighteningly efficient JJJian economy, worth a remarkable 1,586 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,133 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 384,272 per year while the poor average 32,749, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.
Corporate lobbying has been outlawed, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, many working fathers have never seen their children, and the statue in the Beaver Plaza has a solar panel for a hat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JJJ's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
JJJ is ranked 92,105th in the world and 4,897th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.89 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : JJJ's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : JJJ's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : JJJ's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : JJJ was refounded in Lazarus.
- : JJJ ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : JJJ's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : JJJ's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : JJJ was refounded in Lazarus.
- : JJJ ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
- : JJJ was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.