The Constitutional Monarchy of Jizue Isles is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Wakatsuki Xishan with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.731 billion Jizue Islesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Takeda. The average income tax rate is 40.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jizue Islesian economy, worth 346 trillion Kredlas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,269 Kredlas, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime is totally unknown. Jizue Isles's national animal is the Golden Bellbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.

Jizue Isles is ranked 87,119^th in the world and 88^th in Lands End for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,908.23 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.