Population | 15.452 billion |
Capital | Beavertown |
Leader | Tonto Kemosabe |
Faith | None |
Currency | BeaGoo |
Animal | Cobra Chicken |
The Empire of Jinpalawa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tonto Kemosabe with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.452 billion Jins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beavertown. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jinpalawan economy, worth a remarkable 2,229 trillion BeaGoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 144,269 BeaGoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jinpalawa's national animal is the Cobra Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
Jinpalawa is ranked 137,065th in the world and 101st in Canada for Most Stationary, with 225.5826334048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
- : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts.
- : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
- : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
- : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, research grant proposals read like political diatribes.
- : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes.
- : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Jinpalawa's radio stations.