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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,988thMost Secular: 2,949thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,195th
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Acta Non Verba
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Jinpalawa

Population15.452 billion

CapitalBeavertown
LeaderTonto Kemosabe
FaithNone

CurrencyBeaGoo
AnimalCobra Chicken

The Empire of Jinpalawa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tonto Kemosabe with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.452 billion Jins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beavertown. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jinpalawan economy, worth a remarkable 2,229 trillion BeaGoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 144,269 BeaGoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jinpalawa's national animal is the Cobra Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Jinpalawa is ranked 137,065th in the world and 101st in Canada for Most Stationary, with 225.5826334048 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,988thMost Secular: 2,949thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,195thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,878thHealthiest Citizens: 3,919thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,515thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,803rdSafest: 5,109thHighest Food Quality: 5,270thMost Inclusive: 5,604thMost Developed: 5,699thBest Weather: 5,770thMost Cultured: 6,440thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,495thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,804thSmartest Citizens: 7,015thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,355thNicest Citizens: 7,661stLowest Crime Rates: 8,060thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,079thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,318thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,555thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,036thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,139thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,316thHighest Economic Output: 10,666thLargest Governments: 10,760thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,189thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,175thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,474thTop
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Most Pacifist: 16,685thMost Efficient Economies: 19,411thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,350thHighest Average Incomes: 24,457thLargest Populations: 25,497th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, research grant proposals read like political diatribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinpalawa, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Jinpalawa's radio stations.

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