The Tight End of Jimmy Graham is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.191 billion Jimmy Grahamians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jimmy Grahamian economy, worth 135 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,960 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, beggars lack pockets for spare change, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jimmy Graham's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jimmy Graham is ranked 219,476^th in the world and 242^nd in Crimson Spire for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.