Population | 15.186 billion |
Capital | Plains |
Leader | Mister Malaise von Georgia |
Faith | Good Ole Southern Religion |
Currency | mud |
Animal | Freaky Georgian Gator |
The Peanut Plantation of Jimmy Carter is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mister Malaise von Georgia with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.186 billion Carterpillars are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plains. The average income tax rate is 69.7%.
The thriving Jimmy Carterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion muds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 76,626 muds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jimmy Carter's national animal is the Freaky Georgian Gator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Good Ole Southern Religion.
Jimmy Carter is ranked 92,056th in the world and 4th in United Alliances for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 2,186.92 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Jimmy Carter was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
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Jimmy Carter, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
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Jimmy Carter, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
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Jimmy Carter, anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people.
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Jimmy Carter, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
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Jimmy Carter, child labor has been outlawed.
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Jimmy Carter, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Jimmy Carterian.
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Jimmy Carter, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy".
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Jimmy Carter, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
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Jimmy Carter was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.