Population | 20.008 billion |
Capital | Plains |
Leader | Mister Malaise von Georgia |
Faith | Good Ole Southern Religion |
Currency | mud |
Animal | Freaky Georgian Gator |
The Peanut Plantation of Jimmy Carter is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mister Malaise von Georgia with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.008 billion Carterpillars are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plains. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.1%.
The powerhouse Jimmy Carterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,790 trillion muds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,499 muds, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.
Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, and smoking is banned in public areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jimmy Carter's national animal is the Freaky Georgian Gator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Good Ole Southern Religion.
Jimmy Carter is ranked 90,755th in the world and 3rd in United Alliances for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.79 Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Jimmy Carter was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- :
Jimmy Carter was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Jimmy Carter, smoking is banned in public areas.
- : Following new legislation in
Jimmy Carter, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling.
- : Following new legislation in
Jimmy Carter, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
- : Following new legislation in
Jimmy Carter, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
- : Following new legislation in
Jimmy Carter, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- :
Jimmy Carter's influence in United Alliances rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- :
Jimmy Carter was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
- :
Jimmy Carter was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.