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Most Primitive: 4,203rd Largest Black Market: 5,862nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,425th
The Peanut Plantation of
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Hi, I'm Jimmy Carter!
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Jimmy Carter

Population9.635 billion

LeaderMister Malaise von Georgia
FaithGood Ole Southern Religion

AnimalFreaky Georgian Gator

The Peanut Plantation of Jimmy Carter is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mister Malaise von Georgia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.635 billion Carterpillars are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plains. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The powerhouse Jimmy Carterian economy, worth 740 trillion muds a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 76,903 muds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government spending has hit an all-time low, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, and libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jimmy Carter's national animal is the Freaky Georgian Gator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Good Ole Southern Religion.

Jimmy Carter is ranked 29,961st in the world and 3rd in United Alliances for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,243.73 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Primitive: 4,203rdLargest Black Market: 5,862ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,425thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,920thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,229thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,134thMost Stationary: 13,544th

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