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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,346thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,776thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,727th
The Mr Mojo Risin' of
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Jim Morrison

Population14.914 billion

CapitalUCLA
LeaderDoors
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencyDoors of Perception
AnimalLizard King

The Mr Mojo Risin' of Jim Morrison is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Doors with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 14.914 billion Jim Morrisonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UCLA. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jim Morrisonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,651 trillion Doorss of Perception a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,779 Doorss of Perception, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and voting is voluntary. Crime is totally unknown. Jim Morrison's national animal is the Lizard King, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Jim Morrison is ranked 201,627th in the world and 348th in NationStates for Most Secular, with 11.24 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,346thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,776thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,727thMost Inclusive: 3,320thNicest Citizens: 3,353rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,757thMost Stationary: 3,946thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,120thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,805thHighest Economic Output: 5,202ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,255thLargest Black Market: 5,561stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,720thLargest Governments: 7,058thMost Developed: 7,131stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,337thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,382ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,441stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,935thSmartest Citizens: 8,586thHighest Average Incomes: 8,744thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,161stRudest Citizens: 9,708thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,883rdTop
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Most Pacifist: 11,080thMost Cultured: 11,216thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,687thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,849thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,925thLargest Populations: 14,244thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,462ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,191stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,236thMost Devout: 19,152ndMost Influential: 19,605thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,709thBest Weather: 21,117th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionMost Average: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionNicest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Jim Morrison was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, Doors has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony.
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, rumor has it that Doors has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated.

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