Population | 15.868 billion |
Capital | UCLA |
Leader | Doors |
Faith | Agnostic Pantheism |
Currency | Doors of Perception |
Animal | Lizard King |
The Mr Mojo Risin' of Jim Morrison is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doors with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, humorless population of 15.868 billion Jim Morrisonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UCLA. The average income tax rate is 9.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jim Morrisonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,658 trillion Doorss of Perception a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 167,513 Doorss of Perception, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Doors can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jim Morrison's national animal is the Lizard King, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
Jim Morrison is ranked 33,832nd in the world and 201st in NationStates for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 4.93 Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Jim Morrison, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
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Jim Morrison, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
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Jim Morrison, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
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Jim Morrison, Doors can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
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Jim Morrison, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
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Jim Morrison, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
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Jim Morrison, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
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Jim Morrison, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
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Jim Morrison, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
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Jim Morrison, government officials across Jim Morrison are being "encouraged" to adopt Lizard Kings to set an example for the populace.