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Most Conservative: 2,687thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,064thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,626th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Twirling Toward Freedom
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Jil Chires

Population3.754 billion

Currencybaht
Animalhorse

The Republic of Jil Chires is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 3.754 billion Jil Chiresians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.0%.

The strong Jil Chiresian economy, worth 175 trillion baht a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,740 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

An epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and patriots insist that size does matter. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jil Chires's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jil Chires is ranked 112,520th in the world and 1st in Magna Orbis Terrarum for Most Developed, scoring 55.81 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Conservative: 2,687thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,064thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 14,626th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jil Chires was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Jil Chires, patriots insist that size does matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Jil Chires, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
  • : Following new legislation in Jil Chires, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Jil Chires, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Jil Chires, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Jil Chires, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Jil Chires, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Jil Chires, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Jil Chires, gambling is outlawed.

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