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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,414thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,130thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,239th
The United Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Unité Nous Renforce
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Jews and Gypsies

Population14.959 billion

CapitalGorgova
Leadera monarch

CurrencyFranc
AnimalWolf

The United Kingdom of Jews and Gypsies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a monarch with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 14.959 billion Jewish Gypsies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorgova. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The powerhouse Gypsy Semitic economy, worth a remarkable 1,489 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,565 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mollycoddled youths run the country, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jews and Gypsies's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jews and Gypsies is ranked 162,824th in the world and 19th in Gypsy Lands for Most Primitive, scoring -84.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,414thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,130thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,239thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,659thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,329thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,926thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,819thMost Devout: 7,334thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,758thMost Cultured: 9,010thLowest Crime Rates: 9,091stLargest Governments: 9,701stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,919thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,750thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,099thSafest: 11,305thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,183rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,434thBest Weather: 15,098thHighest Food Quality: 15,462ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,586thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,264thNicest Citizens: 17,060thLargest Populations: 17,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,032ndHealthiest Citizens: 18,761stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,370thSmartest Citizens: 19,484thMost Inclusive: 21,365th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jews and Gypsies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Jews and Gypsies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Jews and Gypsies, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Jews and Gypsies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Jews and Gypsies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Jews and Gypsies, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Jews and Gypsies, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Jews and Gypsies, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Jews and Gypsies, Jewish Gypsies believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are.
  • : Following new legislation in Jews and Gypsies, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.

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