The United Kingdom of Jews and Gypsies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a monarch with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 22.594 billion Jewish Gypsies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorgova. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The powerhouse Gypsy Semitic economy, worth a remarkable 2,271 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,538 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A monarch is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, several cabinet ministers have complained that A monarch is giving them the evil eye, and the government has an odd policy of calling snap elections at its lowest ebb of popularity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jews and Gypsies's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jews and Gypsies is ranked 13,210^th in the world and 2^nd in Reality for Largest Governments, scoring 33.93 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.