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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,668thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,754thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,047th
The United Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Unité Nous Renforce
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Jews and Gypsies

Population12.831 billion

CapitalGorgova
Leadera monarch

CurrencyFranc
AnimalWolf

The United Kingdom of Jews and Gypsies is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by a monarch with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 12.831 billion Jewish Gypsies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorgova. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The powerhouse Gypsy Semitic economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,879 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, extreme political groups are outlawed, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and tourists call Gypsy Semitic beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jews and Gypsies's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jews and Gypsies is ranked 12,662nd in the world and 7th in Gypsy Lands for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.88 Years.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,668thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,754thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,047thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,788thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,043rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,476thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,445thMost Devout: 6,673rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,124thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,199thLowest Crime Rates: 8,787thLargest Governments: 9,112thMost Cultured: 9,182ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,650thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,309thTop
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Safest: 12,312thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,662ndHighest Economic Output: 12,908thBest Weather: 13,757thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,312thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,057thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,411thNicest Citizens: 16,046thLargest Populations: 18,120thHealthiest Citizens: 18,132ndSmartest Citizens: 18,965thMost Inclusive: 19,653rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,777th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jews and Gypsies, tourists call Gypsy Semitic beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in Jews and Gypsies, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Jews and Gypsies's influence in Gypsy Lands rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Jews and Gypsies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Jews and Gypsies, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • : Jews and Gypsies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Jews and Gypsies's influence in Gypsy Lands rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Jews and Gypsies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Jews and Gypsies, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
  • : Following new legislation in Jews and Gypsies, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.

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