The Partisan Organization of Jewish Underground State is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Noa with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.431 billion Jews have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krakow. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jewish economy, worth 246 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,566 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jewish Underground State's national animal is the White Eagle and its national religion is Judaism.

Jewish Underground State is ranked 47,283^rd in the world and 1,622^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,161.11 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.