by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,680thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,213thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,135th
The Partisan Organization of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Don't adjust, revolt against the reality!
Commander Noa
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Jewish Underground State

Population2.431 billion

LeaderCommander Noa

AnimalWhite Eagle

The Partisan Organization of Jewish Underground State is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Noa with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.431 billion Jews have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krakow. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jewish economy, worth 246 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,566 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jewish Underground State's national animal is the White Eagle and its national religion is Judaism.

Jewish Underground State is ranked 47,283rd in the world and 1,622nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,161.11 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,680thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,213thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,135thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 16,072ndHighest Food Quality: 19,245thMost Cultured: 19,309thMost Inclusive: 19,886thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,273rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,682ndMost Devout: 27,198thNicest Citizens: 27,998thHighest Disposable Incomes: 30,021stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 30,420thLongest Average Lifespans: 30,604thHealthiest Citizens: 30,853rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 162nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 180th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 270th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 379th in the regionMost Cultured: 463rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 471st in the regionMost Inclusive: 473rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 587th in the regionNicest Citizens: 626th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 675th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 787th in the regionMost Devout: 835th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 872nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 932nd in the regionMost Developed: 950th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,051st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,086th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,110th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,166th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,191st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,218th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,225th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,234th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,242nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,255th in the region

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