The Republic of Jewelhaven is a small, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 45 million Jewelhavenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Jewelhavenian economy, worth 1.59 trillion Juls a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,423 Juls , and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

J-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jewelhaven's national animal is the Flying Pomeranian.

Jewelhaven is ranked 152,504^th in the world and 60^th in Caer Sidi for Highest Poor Incomes, with 23,580.31 Standard Monetary Units.