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Nudest: 1,787thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,325thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,834th
The Holy Christmas Republic of
Father Knows Best State
NationStates
Santa
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Jesus Rises

Population4.599 billion

CapitalNorth Pole
LeaderSanta
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
Animalzombie

The Holy Christmas Republic of Jesus Rises is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.599 billion Jesus Risesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 32.8%.

The powerhouse Jesus Risesian economy, worth 449 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 97,739 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, third world countries are rich in "I Love North Pole" t-shirts, and weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jesus Rises's national animal is the zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Jesus Rises is ranked 23,304th in the world and 41st in Disney World for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 9.37 Bank.

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Nudest: 1,787thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,325thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,834thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,240thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,293rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,664thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,811thLargest Black Market: 18,054thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,838thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,304th
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Rises, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Rises, third world countries are rich in "I Love North Pole" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Rises, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Rises, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : Jesus Rises was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Rises, every day's an auto-de-fé day.
  • : Jesus Rises was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Jesus Rises was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Rises, the government has returned all business to private ownership.
  • : Jesus Rises was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".

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