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Nudest: 1,208thLargest Mining Sector: 16,008thMost Devout: 16,485th
The Holy Blue Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Friends
Emperor Wuff
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Jesus Cries

Population10.108 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalZombie

The Holy Blue Republic of Jesus Cries is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 10.108 billion Jesus Criesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jesus Criesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,451 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, several universities in Jesus Cries have assembled expensive research teams to explore and study new lands and old ruins (Jesus Cries has found 3 easter eggs), bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, and anti-tourism militias patrol the borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jesus Cries's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Jesus Cries is ranked 88,445th in the world and 78th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Stationary, with 514.89653157712 days.

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Nudest: 1,208thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 16,008thMost Devout: 16,485thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,978thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,477thHighest Economic Output: 26,389thMost Developed: 26,482ndLargest Black Market: 26,770th
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Nudest: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Cries, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Cries, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Jesus Cries changed its national motto to "Friends".
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Cries, several universities in Jesus Cries have assembled expensive research teams to explore and study new lands and old ruins (Jesus Cries has found 3 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Cries, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Cries, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Jesus Cries was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from A gas company, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Jesus Cries was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Diplomatically Immune State of America the Greater, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Jesus Cries was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The United Commonwealths of The Washington Federation, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Jesus Cries was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from Pototo city, curing 1 million infected.

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