by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 971stMost Influential: 1,990thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,202nd
The Massive Suburb of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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No Malarkey Biden
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Population1.9 billion

LeaderNo Malarkey Biden


The Massive Suburb of Jesters is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by No Malarkey Biden with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.9 billion Jesterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zroid. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jestersian economy, worth 283 trillion Bitcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,261 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has declared war on all religious influence, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jesters's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Jesters is ranked 208,091st in the world and 10,701st in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.83 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 971stMost Influential: 1,990thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 5,202ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,232ndSafest: 5,858thMost Pacifist: 5,871stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,107thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,260thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,333rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,365thLowest Crime Rates: 6,397thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,416thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,618thBest Weather: 6,777thNicest Citizens: 6,816thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,034thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,369thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,432ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,554thMost Developed: 7,749thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,813thLargest Governments: 7,899thMost Inclusive: 8,403rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,541stHighest Food Quality: 9,885thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,574thMost Efficient Economies: 10,758thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,953rdSmartest Citizens: 11,266thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,439thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 15,336thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,518thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,975thMost Cultured: 17,888thLargest Retail Industry: 19,338thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,600thMost Secular: 22,440thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,576th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 237th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 277th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 312th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 317th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 320th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 321st in the regionMost Pacifist: 332nd in the regionSafest: 338th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 343rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 352nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 380th in the regionNicest Citizens: 387th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 387th in the regionBest Weather: 393rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 409th in the regionLargest Governments: 431st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 443rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 455th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 462nd in the regionMost Developed: 483rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 505th in the regionMost Inclusive: 506th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 516th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 529th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 530th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 544th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 572nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 593rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 594th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 601st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 610th in the regionMost Influential: 626th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 690th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 803rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 876th in the regionMost Cultured: 899th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 961st in the regionMost Secular: 1,057th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,070th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,093rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,151st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jesters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesters, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesters, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Jesters endorsed The Republic of Inferior Impor.
  • : Jesters was endorsed by The Republic of Inferior Impor.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesters, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesters, the military has declared war on all religious influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesters, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Jesters endorsed The Free Land of Aermolia.
  • : Jesters voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 185 » Ethnon, Westerhold, Bankowiata, Kwaj, Veltvalen, The Rhein States, Gorundu, Bagojo, Shibutani, KAP03land, Hardscrabble, North Bratislava, Ohiyo, Tachycardia, Ellbonnia, Former English Colony, Kastonvia, Siwale, Pazair, Aerilia, Lulubellia, Telviesul, Q w e r t y, Pallaith, Guer Aike, Klodma, Thought Obliteration, Yaorozu, Loutsland, Wilkshire, Dar es Saalam, Corfad, Aenglaland, Dreadton, The Erie Doctrine, Sil Dorsett, Eggplant Island, Dacian Freelands, Joevala, Frances Francis the First of France, Harjad, Koda-Land, Ayuzhhhhh, Merconitonitopia, Federation Terra Australis, New Lakemba, Seanat, Gragadoia, Notyoutopia, Tyirza, and 135 others.Bongo Mountain, Napnomadia, Sojenre, Kandorith, Imperial Pieserged, Regallio, Maott, Parpyduckland, Kranostav, Sunto, Sinelona, Votak Matim, The Arverni Lands, Inspiratus, Card Kingdom, Laurendon, Oannia, Waystar Fujiwara International, Brsil, Great Bights Mum, Valentine Z, GPT-3, Welfared New Ukraine, Hozhor, Flurbleland, ChristianVille of the USA, Myrenia, Hops and Malt, 1 very fast endotarter, Aryan Homeland, Buckerino, Hulldom, Loli County, XD 2, Xagill, Constantinolia, Doessay, Gurou, Hoppem, Ahssn, Ardonii, Unshleepd, Pinguioris, Leo Islands, Westphalie, Cobolica, Zaldir, United Kahndaq, Proserpino, Immanuelia, Simone Republic, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Yellops, Varisland, Ilonan, Steampunk Ariel, Hippogriffia, Aquila Islands, PotatoFarmers, Empy, Wineclaw, Dakota Territories, Filibustra, New Trisone, North Vengiria, Weeb cult, Intion North, Orado, Omicron Persei V111, Andhra and Telangana, La F, Plangainer, Jupi Utopia, Valiacorkit, United States of Dictators, Khoik, Luniandez, Libertarianists States, Clan Spaniel, Wisconsota, Sannius, Galbadiana, Prevaland, Artoriticitys, Dinoium, Heilhum Imperius, The Zheng Dynasty, Dogtopia of Oz, Selfgradatude, Blyskalia, Tape, Rainengrad, Bardopia, Kormisia, Nothing Of Value, Testnation223, Toilet Man, Pinky Queen, Capablanca, Omnistria, Unitarian Universalism, Piura, Banaus, Dai Nippon Teikaku, Zyvetskistaahn, Eastern Arcana, Scroplia, Unsophisticate, Praestania, Sakupolis, Miyasaka, Communist Beijing Must be China, Surb Clant, Diodone, Iviedi, Rezonovia, Smib, Ishtimbine, Berke Khan, Lefevrerismo, Sea Star Islands, Paradeavenlisian States, Antiyard, Guslantis, Hopenadya, Sechiole, Meadowfields, Alfenheim, Twinbrook, Aekp, Nationeer, Yokciq Empire, Choi Aeguka, SteelFists, and Inferior Impor.