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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,881stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,883rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,549th
The Turtle Sanctuary of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Master Turtle
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Jestar Falls

Population1.784 billion

CapitalTurtle Town
LeaderMaster Turtle
FaithCult Of The Turtle


The Turtle Sanctuary of Jestar Falls is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Master Turtle with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.784 billion Jestar Fallsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtle Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jestar Fallsian economy, worth 336 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,675 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, there's a bright dawn ahead for Jestar Falls, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jestar Falls's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult Of The Turtle.

Jestar Falls is ranked 22,107th in the world and 6th in KAISERREICH for Highest Drug Use, scoring 109.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,881stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,883rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,549thHighest Average Incomes: 7,856thMost Inclusive: 8,190thMost Efficient Economies: 8,472ndLargest Governments: 9,587thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,695thMost Developed: 9,727thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,794thRudest Citizens: 9,971stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,843rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,922ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,192ndLargest Black Market: 11,433rdSmartest Citizens: 11,478thMost Cultured: 11,485thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,538thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,737thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,441stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,515thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,723rdLargest Retail Industry: 14,016thLowest Crime Rates: 14,790thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,475thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,944thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,071stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,245thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,306thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,834thHealthiest Citizens: 19,713thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,852ndNicest Citizens: 20,957thHighest Drug Use: 22,107thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,530thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,224th
Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Average: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the region

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