The Jeinto Holy Land of Jestair is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ipun Nem with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, lack of airports, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, devout population of 1.738 billion Jestairans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heltöpen. The average income tax rate is 52.9%.

The powerhouse Jestairian economy, worth 111 trillion marknotes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,143 marknotes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, swings are banned for being a danger to children, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jestair's national animal is the Gaur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jeinto.

Jestair is ranked 253,698^th in the world and 5^th in Greater Necanica for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.