Most Cheerful Citizens: 237th Largest Populations: 1,238th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,636th
The Union of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Once a penguin, always a penguin!
Jes
Regional Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Union of Jesioneka is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jes with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.625 billion Jesionekans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Defense and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aenna. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Jesionekan economy, worth a remarkable 2,096 trillion dollar-taco paritass a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,742 dollar-taco paritass, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Jes performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime is totally unknown. Jesioneka's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Jesioneka is ranked 140,765th in the world and 1,426th in 10000 Islands for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 237thLargest Populations: 1,238thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,636thMost Cultured: 1,707thNicest Citizens: 2,200thBest Weather: 2,284thSmartest Citizens: 2,376thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,732ndMost Devout: 2,733rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,926thHighest Economic Output: 3,790thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,438thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,652ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,802ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,979thLargest Mining Sector: 5,015thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,552ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,736thTop
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Most Pacifist: 8,913thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,168thNudest: 11,088thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,773rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,093rd
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 34th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 49th in the regionBest Weather: 52nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 62nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 77th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 109th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 114th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 131st in the regionNudest: 152nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 156th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jesioneka's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Jesioneka was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lexomia.
  • : Jesioneka was endorsed by The Community of Craven States.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesioneka, t-shirts displaying a photo of Jes performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesioneka, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesioneka, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesioneka, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Jesioneka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesioneka, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesioneka, Jes claims to be the epitome of family values.

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