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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,622nd Largest Publishing Industry: 2,010th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,410th
The Not actually peru of
Left-wing Utopia
No one expects it
The Inquisition
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Jersey Republic

Population8.852 billion

LeaderThe Inquisition
FaithWhere were going we dont need religion

AnimalWestern Goldfinch

The Not actually peru of Jersey Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Inquisition with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.852 billion Peruvians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lima. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Peruvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion Sols a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,197 Sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime is totally unknown. Jersey Republic's national animal is the Western Goldfinch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Where were going we dont need religion.

Jersey Republic is ranked 117,824th in the world and 148th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Pro-Market, scoring 31.33 on the Rand Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,622ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,010thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,410thMost Influential: 2,541stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,611thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,111thMost Inclusive: 3,344thNicest Citizens: 3,403rdMost Cultured: 3,714thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,426thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,542ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,598thBest Weather: 4,896thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,047thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,129thMost Devout: 5,789thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,123rdMost Developed: 6,831stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,415thNudest: 8,335thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,079thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,707thHealthiest Citizens: 9,801stSmartest Citizens: 10,244thMost Pacifist: 10,603rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,262ndLargest Governments: 12,017thMost Efficient Economies: 12,020thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,224thSafest: 12,469thHighest Economic Output: 13,101st
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the region

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