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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,615th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,007th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,400th
The Not actually peru of
Left-wing Utopia
No one expects it
The Inquisition
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Jersey Republic

Population8.839 billion

LeaderThe Inquisition
FaithWhere were going we dont need religion

AnimalWestern Goldfinch

The Not actually peru of Jersey Republic is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Inquisition with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.839 billion Peruvians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lima. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Peruvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion Sols a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,197 Sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime is totally unknown. Jersey Republic's national animal is the Western Goldfinch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Where were going we dont need religion.

Jersey Republic is ranked 40,136th in the world and 91st in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 119.24 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,615thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,007thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,400thMost Influential: 2,540thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,588thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,104thMost Inclusive: 3,333rdNicest Citizens: 3,393rdMost Cultured: 3,707thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,401stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,537thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,584thBest Weather: 4,878thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,016thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,100thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,118thMost Devout: 5,789thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,144thMost Developed: 6,838thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,382ndNudest: 8,300thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,061stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,787thSmartest Citizens: 10,218thMost Pacifist: 10,561stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,243rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,977thLargest Governments: 11,992ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,183rdSafest: 12,482ndHighest Economic Output: 13,043rd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the region

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