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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,621st Largest Publishing Industry: 2,011th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,398th
The Not actually peru of
Left-wing Utopia
No one expects it
The Inquisition
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Jersey Republic

Population8.82 billion

LeaderThe Inquisition
FaithWhere were going we dont need religion

AnimalWestern Goldfinch

The Not actually peru of Jersey Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Inquisition with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.82 billion Peruvians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lima. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Peruvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,104 trillion Sols a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,197 Sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime is totally unknown. Jersey Republic's national animal is the Western Goldfinch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Where were going we dont need religion.

Jersey Republic is ranked 6,156th in the world and 39th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 12 Valid Endorsements.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,621stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,011thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,398thMost Influential: 2,541stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,576thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,114thMost Inclusive: 3,347thNicest Citizens: 3,388thMost Cultured: 3,714thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,400thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,535thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,567thBest Weather: 4,882ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,004thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,111thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,137thMost Devout: 5,779thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,156thMost Developed: 6,852ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,365thNudest: 8,281stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,658thHealthiest Citizens: 9,793rdSmartest Citizens: 10,199thMost Pacifist: 10,564thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,232ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,934thLargest Governments: 11,943rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,187thSafest: 12,513thHighest Economic Output: 13,003rd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the region

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