The Nowhere Man of Jeremy Hillary Boob PhD is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 10.36 billion Jeremy Hillary Boob PhDians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Jeremy Hillary Boob PhDian economy, worth 113 trillion Creativities a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 10,977 Creativities, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, and students cut up leftover Creativitys during Arts and Crafts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeremy Hillary Boob PhD's national animal is the Beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beatleism.

Jeremy Hillary Boob PhD is ranked 28,502^nd in the world and 1^st in In The Flesh for Most Authoritarian, with 0.91 Stalins.