The Kingdom of Jensburger is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Anastasia with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 3.735 billion Jensburgerians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Jensburgerian economy, worth 237 trillion Jebs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,574 Jebs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, and girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jensburger's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Jensburger is ranked 285,107^th in the world and 1,240^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.21 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.