The Republic of Jennyvania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jenny with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.291 billion Jennyvanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halberstram. The average income tax rate is 43.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jennyvanian economy, worth 264 trillion Jencoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,365 Jencoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, most pop videos prominently feature the Jennyvanian flag, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jennyvania's national animal is the Red Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Jennyvania is ranked 144,034^th in the world and 6,731^st in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.51 law-abiding acts per hour.