by Max Barry

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Best Weather: 1,699th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,963rd Longest Average Lifespans: 2,147th
The Almighty Democratic Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
Life Is Fine
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.601 billion



The Almighty Democratic Empire of Jenkania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jenkins with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.601 billion Jenkanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jenkanian economy, worth 585 trillion Cryptons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,495 Cryptons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is totally unknown. Jenkania's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jenkania is ranked 24,436th in the world and 1,207th in Lazarus for Highest Economic Output, with 585 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Best Weather: 1,699thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,963rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,147thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,407thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,487thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,535thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,702ndMost Inclusive: 2,795thMost Developed: 2,847thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,966thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,977thNicest Citizens: 3,138thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,564thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,643rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,746thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,993rdSmartest Citizens: 4,115thMost Pacifist: 4,190thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,566thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,768thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,958thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,151stLargest Governments: 5,484thMost Cultured: 5,755thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,820thHealthiest Citizens: 6,638thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,715thLowest Crime Rates: 7,974thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,326thNudest: 9,573rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,226thMost Secular: 10,872ndSafest: 11,122ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,910thRudest Citizens: 14,914thMost Income Equality: 15,047th
Best Weather: 62nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 74th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 86th in the regionMost Inclusive: 99th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 112th in the regionMost Developed: 116th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 125th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 129th in the regionNicest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 137th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 146th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 160th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 171st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 174th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 191st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 201st in the regionMost Pacifist: 209th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 222nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 259th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 275th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 295th in the regionMost Cultured: 295th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 341st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 365th in the regionNudest: 384th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 412th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 440th in the regionMost Income Equality: 462nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 482nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 487th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 501st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 501st in the regionMost Secular: 528th in the region

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