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Most Influential: 2nd Safest: 31st Healthiest Citizens: 47th
The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
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The Democratic Republic of Jenesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Trixie Lamour with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 23.177 billion Jenesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Jenesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,023 trillion Euros a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,450 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign powers often deal with problems that Jenesia can't handle, for 25 Euros tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, and referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenesia's national animal is the Sacred Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jenesia is ranked 5,539th in the world and 68th in Europe for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 69.25 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Influential: 2ndSafest: 31stHealthiest Citizens: 47thMost Secular: 62ndMost Pacifist: 79thLongest Average Lifespans: 85thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 86thMost Beautiful Environments: 93rdLowest Crime Rates: 112thSmartest Citizens: 130thBest Weather: 134thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 156thLargest Governments: 226thHighest Average Tax Rates: 237thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 402ndMost Stationary: 465thMost Cultured: 574thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 838thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 990thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,064thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,556thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,989thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,294thHighest Economic Output: 2,404thLargest Populations: 2,480thMost Inclusive: 2,592ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,908thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,748thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,539thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,046th
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 68th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 95th in the region

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