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Most Influential: 2nd Safest: 28th Healthiest Citizens: 49th
The Democratic Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Population24.255 billion

LeaderPresident Trixie Lamour

AnimalSacred Cow

The Democratic Republic of Jenesia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Trixie Lamour with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 24.255 billion Jenesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Jenesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,020 trillion Euros a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,516 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies, Max Barry is this year's Miss Jenesia, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenesia's national animal is the Sacred Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jenesia is ranked 4,492nd in the world and 72nd in Europe for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 74.33 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Influential: 2ndSafest: 28thHealthiest Citizens: 49thMost Pacifist: 87thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 97thLongest Average Lifespans: 107thMost Beautiful Environments: 108thLowest Crime Rates: 113thSmartest Citizens: 145thBest Weather: 148thLargest Governments: 238thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 241stMost Secular: 245thHighest Average Tax Rates: 249thMost Stationary: 432ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 572ndMost Cultured: 591stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,049thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,146thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,248thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,422ndTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,124thMost Inclusive: 2,279thLargest Populations: 2,363rdHighest Economic Output: 2,607thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,864thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,976thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,014thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,492ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,271st
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 84th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jenesia was endorsed by The Borderlands of Fak Vills.
  • : Jenesia was endorsed by The Republic of Northern Corellia.
  • : Following new legislation in Jenesia, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Jenesia, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process.
  • : Jenesia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Jenesia, Max Barry is this year's Miss Jenesia.
  • : Jenesia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Spiteristan.
  • : Following new legislation in Jenesia, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies.
  • : Jenesia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Englastonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Jenesia, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 256 » Alsted, Dauershire, Tigyland, Stromia, Venetoland, Lexembourg, Fenian Provinces, The Seven Provinces, Weltbeherrschung, Valrem, Nuweland, Foucaults garden, An Clar, Lieges, Durrenmoss, Nova Hollandia, Bohomo, Ansington, Novo Portugal, Albertinum, Frostinia, Wombelland, Basque Dominion, Falvaard, Northern German Federation, Garya, Fortia, New Decius, Imperium Anglorum, Orthodox States, Troltovia, Zuid-Limburgia, Neyovia, Dark Matter, Blighteria, Linkisheer, Chioganah, Fauzjhia, Green Counties, Roteoclau, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Lovisa, Hirota, Alpinovia, Cha0sNation, Lubti Islands, AirstripZero, Durlia, Continental Social Democrats, Ostroban, and 206 others.TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Rubyna, Evka, Umeria, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Slavorussia, Klesk, Einswenn, Ahma, The New Nordic Union, Puerto Thelosia, DGAF No-2, Outer Sparta, North Richland, Abarrach, Poulaka, Super Happy Land, Kanadika, Nastror, Fossekallen, Western Berlin, Oena and Sandy Island, Romaian, Regnum Italiae, Maritzal, Marthuania, Loznica City, Tribiaz, Chetrumpet, Atlantian Isles, Duck Territories, New Lithuania, Schwaben, Northeast Vatican, Aablia, The Novakian Empire, Popaholick, Path Kethona, Hretva, Vulpes Federation, Petruica, Halensberg, Sienkahn, Quentenia, Sinclairtown, Greifenburg, Strong Baddia, Mandibas, Xathiyna, Feria-Alkaline, Triscuitoon, Galway-Dublin, Supcotia, Neue Wien, Tara Taranilor Romani, Milfgaerd, Auslus, New Sealland, Barwaaqada, Anglo Republics, Greater Dragunovia, Atenburgh, Montroulez, Ere, Yahlia, The United Maverick State, Fatalius, Unified Republic of Ireland, Saiwania, Umiiruka, Pilipinas and Malaya, Alban1a, Silversta, Ventelia, Ilindonia, Lyridgradia, Furbish Islands, Alympian Kingdom, Ostermarch, Andalussia, Brandywine, Pax et Liberali Causa, Une Terra, The Royal Dutch Republic, Saint-Elizabeth, Adimala, Daneforth, Dervenland, Ryre, Picuros, Vonna, De Medici, Ministanopolis, Champagne Aquainte D Azur, Bronsce, Alba-Nord, Kenmoria WA mission, Vijayanta, Lepakko, Republico De Mehico, Oudred, The Scheldt, Swiggly Isles, Union of the North, Saint Domingo, Sanctis Fidem, San Piero, Naifon, 6996, Misr Arabia, United States of ALB, San Manello, Alfonne, Libertyca, Soviet Krussia, Das Deutsche Eidgenossenschaft, Heidolunde, Satrialand, Friht, Germany Third Reich, Parharia, New Keplar, Shongbao, Slavonia and Srijem, Blon Gre, Eski, West Rheged, Agartia, Great Britannia and Ireland, Libertarian States of Europe, Peoples Soviet Democracy, Terove, Prussinia, Ayamya, Lyyyyyyyydiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaa, Achareidh, Laminos, Madagasikyara, Thracia Republic, Twottalia, Brandon, El Misti, Vodtaria, Telloria, The Skandzan Rjge, Schultzheim, Lurraterra, Nea Europa, United Kingdoms of Great Europe, Extrema y dura, Landofurmom, TheRisenSouth, New Batania, Trinidia, Reborn Poland, Fresiae, IB kingdom, Husseinsherif, Thesterfall, Bhiceria, Domination Germany, Sirajganj, Corand City, Lavrokrazhia, Merchatberg, British Gambia, Lee Jung, Solarius Empire, Far Eries, Imperialist German Empire, Unzueta, Kingdom of Kronland, Borike, Reauxlandia, Ascont, Overmorrow, Nort Alliance, Lubahns, North Cantum, Seristria, Osterreich Preussen, Vand Daria, Wutu, New Soulist, Me-ville, Bridgewater Associates, The Undisputed Glorious Reign of Kaguya, The Chosen Provinces, Strowman, Austroslovenia, Abject Ludicrosity, Nova Kraken, Wessex and Cornwall, Bella Andis, Beristan, Alba Novae, Plastaia, Southwest Aruba, Tobleste, Irminsulia, Botizia, Imperium Malignis, Kawaii Seals, Englastonia, Northern Corellia, and Fak Vills.

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