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Largest Agricultural Sector: 495thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,886thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,670th
The Colony of
Democratic Socialists
Look! A Pine Marten!
Emiel Goelen
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Jemeente

Population1.496 billion

CapitalSint-Romy-Lokegem
LeaderEmiel Goelen

Currencyfrank
Animalpine marten

The Colony of Jemeente is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emiel Goelen with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.496 billion Jemeenteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sint-Romy-Lokegem. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The all-consuming Jemeentean economy, worth 141 trillion franks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,599 franks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, the children of Jemeente are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned, and rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jemeente's national animal is the pine marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jemeente is ranked 270,490th in the world and 182nd in belgium for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.28 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 495thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,886thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,670thMost Secular: 10,753rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,457thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,609thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 14,596thMost Pacifist: 15,351stSafest: 15,510thBest Weather: 18,377thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,407thSmartest Citizens: 19,635thMost Cultured: 19,929thHighest Food Quality: 20,282ndHealthiest Citizens: 20,516thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,371stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,978th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jemeente was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Jemeente, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.
  • : Following new legislation in Jemeente, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned.
  • : Following new legislation in Jemeente, the children of Jemeente are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Jemeente was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Jemeente, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Jemeente, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.
  • : Following new legislation in Jemeente, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
  • : Following new legislation in Jemeente, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Jemeente, divorce is illegal.

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