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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,410thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,465thMost Devout: 3,609th
The Nabetseican Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Family and fraternity for us all
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
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Jeltronia

Population9.674 billion

CapitalBascav
LeaderJotham II
FaithNabetseism

CurrencyJeltronian Estedo
AnimalStag of Saint Joseph

The Nabetseican Kingdom of Jeltronia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jotham II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.674 billion Jeltronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bascav. The average income tax rate is 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,662 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,899 Jeltronian Estedoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronia's national animal is the Stag of Saint Joseph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronia is ranked 58,649th in the world and 1st in Commonwealth of Jeltronia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,774.03 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,410thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,465thMost Devout: 3,609thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,766thHealthiest Citizens: 5,633rdBest Weather: 5,794thMost Efficient Economies: 6,216thLowest Crime Rates: 6,985thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,779thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,061stMost Stationary: 8,572ndMost Cultured: 8,678thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,052ndHighest Economic Output: 9,285thHighest Average Incomes: 9,502ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,551stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,556thMost Developed: 10,016thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 10,584thLargest Governments: 10,780thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,385thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,601stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,528thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,822ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,603rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,774thMost Influential: 13,867thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,152ndSmartest Citizens: 15,038thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,436thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,839thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,220thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,363rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Jeltronia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Jeltronia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Jeltronia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, the newest shade developed by Jeltronia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.

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