The Nabetseican Kingdom of Jeltronia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jotham II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.293 billion Jeltronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bascav. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,767 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,683 Jeltronian Estedoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronia's national animal is the Stag of Saint Joseph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronia is ranked 214,513^th in the world and 2^nd in Commonwealth of Jeltronia for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -121.52 on the Hayek Index.