by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,675thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,448thMost Devout: 3,510th
The Nabetseican Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Family and fraternity for us all
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Jeltronia

Population11.951 billion

CapitalBascav
LeaderJotham II
FaithNabetseism

CurrencyJeltronian Estedo
AnimalStag of Saint Joseph

The Nabetseican Kingdom of Jeltronia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jotham II with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.951 billion Jeltronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bascav. The average income tax rate is 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian economy, worth a remarkable 2,084 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,448 Jeltronian Estedoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Jeltronia, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronia's national animal is the Stag of Saint Joseph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronia is ranked 43,792nd in the world and 1st in Commonwealth of Jeltronia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,023.07 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,675thTop
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,448thMost Devout: 3,510thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,096thHealthiest Citizens: 5,352ndBest Weather: 5,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,826thLowest Crime Rates: 6,345thMost Efficient Economies: 6,563rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,764thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,578thMost Stationary: 7,659thHighest Economic Output: 8,146thMost Cultured: 8,409thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,155thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,451stHighest Average Incomes: 9,877thMost Developed: 9,884thLargest Governments: 10,281stTop
10%
Highest Food Quality: 10,901stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,012thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,660thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,786thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,926thMost Influential: 12,454thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,978thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,284thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,507thSmartest Citizens: 13,749thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,053rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,629thMost Patriotic: 16,701stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,972ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,421stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,887thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,730thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,737thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,449th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Jeltronia.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, beggars lack pockets for spare change.

More...

View Forum posts

Report