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Largest Agricultural Sector: 722nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,909th Most Devout: 3,739th
The Nabetseican Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Family and fraternity for us all
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Jeltronia

Population7.032 billion

CapitalBascav
LeaderJotham II
FaithNabetseism

CurrencyJeltronian Estedo
AnimalStag of Saint Joseph

The Nabetseican Kingdom of Jeltronia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jotham II with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.032 billion Jeltronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bascav. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,287 Jeltronian Estedoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jotham II is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, and the arms industry is strictly regulated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronia's national animal is the Stag of Saint Joseph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronia is ranked 5,704th in the world and 1st in Commonwealth of Jeltronia for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 722ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,909thMost Devout: 3,739thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,353rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,704thBest Weather: 5,741stHealthiest Citizens: 5,787thLowest Crime Rates: 7,034thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,436thMost Developed: 7,861stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,913thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,002ndMost Cultured: 9,282ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,528thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,611thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,691stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,046thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,348thMost Stationary: 10,557thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,069thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,157thHighest Economic Output: 11,175thLargest Governments: 11,713thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,007thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,241stMost Influential: 14,125thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,653rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,855thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,797thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,803rdSmartest Citizens: 15,958th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, the arms industry is strictly regulated.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Jeltronia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, Jotham II is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Jeltronia granted posting privileges on the Commonwealth of Jeltronia Regional Message Board to nations in embassy regions.
  • : Jeltronia agreed to construct embassies between Commonwealth of Jeltronia and Soracana Federation.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.

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