The Nabetseican Kingdom of Jeltronia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jotham II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.674 billion Jeltronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bascav. The average income tax rate is 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,662 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,899 Jeltronian Estedoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronia's national animal is the Stag of Saint Joseph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronia is ranked 58,649^th in the world and 1^st in Commonwealth of Jeltronia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,774.03 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.