The Nabetseican Kingdom of Jeltronia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jotham II with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.069 billion Jeltronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bascav. The average income tax rate is 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,901 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,802 Jeltronian Estedoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronia's national animal is the Stag of Saint Joseph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronia is ranked 86,389^th in the world and 2^nd in Commonwealth of Jeltronia for Largest Black Market, with 712 billion Standard Monetary Units.