The Nabetseican Kingdom of Jeltronia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jotham II with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.032 billion Jeltronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bascav. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,287 Jeltronian Estedoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jotham II is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, and the arms industry is strictly regulated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronia's national animal is the Stag of Saint Joseph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronia is ranked 5,704^th in the world and 1^st in Commonwealth of Jeltronia for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.