The Nabetseican Kingdom of Jeltronia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jotham II with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.951 billion Jeltronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bascav. The average income tax rate is 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian economy, worth a remarkable 2,084 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,448 Jeltronian Estedoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Jeltronia, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronia's national animal is the Stag of Saint Joseph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronia is ranked 43,792^nd in the world and 1^st in Commonwealth of Jeltronia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,023.07 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.