by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 93rdMost Primitive: 107thMost Devout: 110th
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Jehovahs Witness

Population9.854 billion

CapitalRandom Bunker In A Hotel
LeaderThe Witness
FaithJehovah's Witnesses

Currencyvague monetary concept
Animalinsert animal here

The Abstract Influencer of Jehovahs Witness is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Witness with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.854 billion drones are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Random Bunker In A Hotel. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient sacrificed economy, worth a remarkable 2,012 trillion vague monetary concepts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,243 vague monetary concepts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, no true communist is an unbeliever, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, and soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training. Crime is all-pervasive. Jehovahs Witness's national animal is the insert animal here, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jehovah's Witnesses.

Jehovahs Witness is ranked 205,612th in the world and 53rd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.07 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 93rdMost Primitive: 107thMost Devout: 110thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 144thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 357thMost Corrupt Governments: 670thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 741stLargest Black Market: 1,003rdMost Armed: 1,031stBest Weather: 1,219thFattest Citizens: 1,235thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,285thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,408thHighest Crime Rates: 1,747thNudest: 1,753rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,951stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,084thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,259thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,426thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,886thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,168thHighest Average Incomes: 6,363rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,290thLargest Governments: 7,560thMost Influential: 8,070thHighest Economic Output: 8,233rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,393rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,651stMost Efficient Economies: 10,627thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,268thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,062ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,721st
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the region

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