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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,115thMost Influential: 4,038thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,778th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Long Live the Fighters and the Peacemakers!
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Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Jaznhujkel

Population1.522 billion

CapitalKerjgerl
LeaderWlanst K Lregjrek

Currencyjakl
Animalred-eyed tree frog

The Federal Republic of Jaznhujkel is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Wlanst K Lregjrek with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.522 billion Jaznhujkelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kerjgerl. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Jaznhujkelian economy, worth 129 trillion jakls a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,028 jakls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and state-sanctioned torture is okay so long as there's no icky blood. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaznhujkel's national animal is the red-eyed tree frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jaznhujkel is ranked 12,621st in the world and 388th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.24 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,115thMost Influential: 4,038thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,778thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,312thNicest Citizens: 12,522ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,621stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,176thBest Weather: 14,293rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,530thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,389thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,595thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,219thHighest Food Quality: 18,430thSafest: 18,865thMost Cultured: 20,405thMost Inclusive: 20,922ndHighest Poor Incomes: 22,792ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,644thMost Pacifist: 24,013thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,344thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,880thMost Income Equality: 25,137thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,848th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 266th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 388th in the regionNicest Citizens: 447th in the regionBest Weather: 454th in the regionMost Influential: 472nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 480th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 481st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 496th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 514th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 517th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 526th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 564th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 588th in the regionMost Cultured: 637th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 643rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 662nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 674th in the regionSafest: 701st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 766th in the regionMost Inclusive: 769th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 787th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 894th in the regionLargest Governments: 946th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 952nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 987th in the regionMost Developed: 1,008th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,016th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,022nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,033rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jaznhujkel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Jaznhujkel was endorsed by The Cayon Democratic Republic of Altnavia.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaznhujkel, state-sanctioned torture is okay so long as there's no icky blood.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaznhujkel, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaznhujkel, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaznhujkel, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaznhujkel, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Jaznhujkel was endorsed by The Dominion of MaPetiteFille.
  • : Jaznhujkel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Jaznhujkel was endorsed by The Wood pigeon realm of TescoPepsi.

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