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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 460thFattest Citizens: 894thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,045th
The Peoples Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population7.1 billion

LeaderLiu Kang

AnimalLion of Jazah

The Peoples Republic of Jazado is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liu Kang with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.1 billion Jazadoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jazadoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,418 trillion Aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 199,844 Aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 735,939 per year while the poor average 38,333, a ratio of 19.2 to 1.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Jazado, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Aurums on liquor and tobacco, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and Liu Kang is famed for giving great back rubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jazado's national animal is the Lion of Jazah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jazado is ranked 22,849th in the world and 19th in The Democratika for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 5,337.73 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 460thFattest Citizens: 894thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,045thRudest Citizens: 1,383rdMost Avoided: 1,430thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,502ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,681stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,744thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,516thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,622ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,105thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,230thHighest Crime Rates: 3,613thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,978thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,116thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,672ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,501stLargest Insurance Industry: 5,785thHighest Average Incomes: 6,314thMost Armed: 7,689thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,358thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,074thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,112thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,634thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,117thMost Efficient Economies: 15,141stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,957thMost Secular: 16,611thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,035th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the region

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