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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 411th Fattest Citizens: 872nd Rudest Citizens: 1,123rd
The Peoples Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population5.154 billion

LeaderLiu Kang

AnimalLion of Jazah

The Peoples Republic of Jazado is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Liu Kang with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.154 billion Jazadoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jazadoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion Aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 196,887 Aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 735,851 per year while the poor average 36,895, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and the government spends billions to protect Jazado from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jazado's national animal is the Lion of Jazah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jazado is ranked 154,919th in the world and 23rd in The Democratika for Most Primitive, scoring -393.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 411thFattest Citizens: 872ndRudest Citizens: 1,123rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,313thMost Avoided: 1,401stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,487thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,580thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,803rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,077thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,444thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,576thLargest Retail Industry: 2,753rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,853rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,013thMost Armed: 3,451stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,469thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,625thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,861stLargest Insurance Industry: 5,072ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,984thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,248thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,303rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,414thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,953rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,130thHighest Economic Output: 13,708thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,496thMost Secular: 14,770thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,003rd
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the region

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