The Confederacy of JaxonS213 is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 586 million JaxonS213s are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JaxonS213 CC. The average income tax rate is 30.0%.

The very strong JaxonS213ian economy, worth 48.1 trillion Robuxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,096 Robuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, childish pranks are no laughing matter, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JaxonS213's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

JaxonS213 is ranked 66,012^th in the world and 938^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.