The United States of Jaxino is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jaxian Jefferey with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.336 billion Jaxinoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jaxinki. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jaxinian economy, worth 237 trillion Oleias a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,693 Oleias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, Jaxino has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, and commemoration of the Great A Jaxinian Slice of the World War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaxino's national animal is the grey wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Jaxino is ranked 63,713^th in the world and 1^st in A Jaxinian Slice of the World for Highest Poor Incomes, with 45,199.91 Standard Monetary Units.