by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 218thMost Influential: 691stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,531st
The Order of
Father Knows Best State
In Jax We Trust
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population933 million

CapitalJax City


The Order of Jaxikistan is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Jax with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 933 million Jaxites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jax City. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaxite economy, worth 111 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 119,416 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Jaxite justice, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaxikistan's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jaxikistan is ranked 9,743rd in the world and 422nd in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 107.19 kickbacks per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 218thMost Influential: 691stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,531stFattest Citizens: 3,067thMost Devout: 3,137thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,399thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,437thMost Avoided: 5,371stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,658thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,172ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,428thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,772ndMost Patriotic: 8,666thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,530thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,743rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 11,997thMost Armed: 14,428thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,364th
Fattest Citizens: 108th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 121st in the regionMost Devout: 129th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 154th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 168th in the regionMost Avoided: 205th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 230th in the regionMost Influential: 239th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 242nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 243rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 261st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 354th in the regionMost Patriotic: 378th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 422nd in the regionMost Armed: 449th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 598th in the regionLargest Black Market: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 752nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jaxikistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaxikistan, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaxikistan, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaxikistan, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in Jaxikistan, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Jaxite justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaxikistan, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaxikistan, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaxikistan, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Jaxikistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
  • : Jaxikistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 389 » Katuda, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Aerilia, Hamerica, Ethnon, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Harmonypine, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Corfad, Guer Aike, Expere Fiyans, Empy, Oannia, Aryan Homeland, Super Girl, Koda-Land, Orado, Republica Guilleana, Rising Sakura, Francois Isidore, WeKnow, Omnistria, Bankowiata, Former English Colony, Yokciq Empire, Ellbonnia, Venicea, Democatic Donkeys, Kragsgale, Shibutani, Kyoki Chudoku, Territorio di Nessuno, Rainengrad, Siwale, Brsil, Lulubellia, Yaorozu, Svenskskit, Impel Down, Xagill, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Walter Jackson, Draconian Progression, Xentherida, Loutsland, Wilkshire, Eraver, and 339 others.Xyrron, Dangine, Advancia-Sizzletown, Yellops, Dar es Saalam, Pinguioris, North Bratislava, Hardscrabble, Bharathvarsh, ForestMythal, Figyjharli, Maott, Valentine Z, Chips and Guac, Climeria, Volstokn, McMasterdonia, Cretox State, Notyoutopia, New Lakemba, Pasargad, Selfgradatude, Aeolist, Chukstik Illahi, Canineia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Nation1812, New Celoveniortan, Steampunk Ariel, Illusia and Neverendia, Sil Dorsett, Mon Island, El Fiji Grande, Zemnaya Svoboda, Kranostav, Blyskalia, Sikol, The Pantheons, Viridiann, Dicko, Travislavania, TJUN-ia, Lux Conos, Gendirt, Wapistan, Gondwanaia, Old Emporia, Intion North, The Windmilluminati, The Bureaucratic Territories, A Salmon Named Harold, LostLegion, Folenz, David Davidson, Arimbia, Kwaj, Zokk, Clan Spaniel, Altivia, Western Vapia, Ibarkla, South Baba, Liminyj, Pleroma Sans Romans, Alice Gardens, Cartures, Newpromisedland, SORT, Federal Republic of Genosha, Kappacon, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Solmetria, Freyford, Malta Comino Gozo, Testnation223, Rinadia, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Free Culture, Azzarel, Confederacy of North America, Feelonia, Bend Mai, Zimmerdachen, Zemper Macro, Vincone Cae, United States of Americanas, Soviet Terran, Wooleystan, Lorigia, Marmiedon, Paul Pasch, Pokemanland, San Felipe, Amerian States, Darkmondoria, Dakota Territories, Obelias, Phoronu, PotatoFarmers, Eastern Cous Empria, Picairn, Nuronte, Desvios, Perikuresu, Anungu, Cloydicia, Lucedeia, Seenvorland, Manticore utopia, Singamadri, Lemonbiscuits, Vexilia, Potatolandium, Seijitsu, Karazan, Necromonia, Detrivania, AmManies, Votak Matim, Aetulia, The Sinclarian Provinces, Yukti, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, United Asgardian States, Khoik, Vesuva, Joevala, Ardretia, Panama Coalition, Tachycardia, Strongwill, Aeurithianar, Solcius, Esplandia, Dacian Freelands, Unsophisticate, Animu Place, Ravendi, Humptalumpta, Brucklania, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, BrightFutures, Nova Arcania, Cajland, Cinnibar, Quentiam Viventem, Miamington, Nationeer, Noesantara, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Wineclaw, Communist Lukania, Phaerra, Zecit, Abiswashyo-bhumi, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Randomcountryland, Drutopia Insomnia, Amblegreserland, Star Kingdom, Kromi, Tyirza, Que Lukustinardon, Kitzgos, Tsandonown, Prydania, Libertania Democratica, The Republic of Free Peoples, Pallaith, Planes, Seanat, Lemsrow, Shadowrik, Visse, Ice and Tinian, United States of Medford, The Rhein States, Wisconsota, Jincent, BohemiaIV, The Endless Eventide, Laxoimia, Holy Marcus Empire, Batatoland Empire, Arrivederci, Runeda, Chadinton, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Tringapore, Changjo, Merconitonitopia, Simone Republic, Vene Gra, Xarrel, Ayuzhhhhh, The Republic of Maltaland, Rumagna, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Easiest, Andanavia, Sopernia, The Mazur Empire, Ilmatil, Nodnarb, Joodey, North Arkana, East Akra, Colonies of Free Temeria, Zdagoburg, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Liberum Hibernia, Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthum, Cornwallis Bay, Daerlan, Bearical, Stud Hoy, Erisoria, Unshleepd, USSRITWILLWORK, DeadlyAntics, Jakit, Alcavia, Sattelbach, Irongirong, Joseph Joestar 2nd part, Aidiarnia, Florida Palms, Liberatarian States, Svandammen, Brettenia, Neavira, Amadora Oeste, PlanetMercury, Upper Canada Republic, Ahssn, Laurendon, The Queens Crusaders, Eternal Dominion, Aruvicion, JK239, Ramiru, Exkosia, Zaeli, Snart, Card Kingdom, High Albania, San Vino, LWAZI, Logovets, Brysto, Erowo, Sahriastan, The Calabash Protectorate, Lionia, Outer Shenendoah, Galbadiana, Capablanca, Mouva Crishia, RetroBeaners, The Sansvich, Atrito, Progressitalia, Tibus Heth, Kayanc-Boaine, La Nouvelle-Orleans, Busea Planian, Conscientious Compeers, Toilet Man, Megacorporate Interests, Vesteysia, Praeceps, Palgo, Anonim, Siunsia, Dabarastan, AVALOHIA, Paradeavenlisian States, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Teothopia, Commoterre, Saperisole, SCT, Antonimus, Religioncord, New Trisone, Attelooch, Weeb cult, United Republic of Free States, IndianFederation, Tunofferia, The Discipled, Koletsia, Storgozia, Aguaria Major, Nordic-British Union, ChristianVille of the USA, 1 very fast endotarter, Hellsinky, Unitary Frontiers, Cliecia, Larger Green Plants, Chuuni Weebs, Holy Oranz, Haloo, ABC, The Jerichowan Country, Osternia, Skerordere Ang, Neopie, Jancokk, Kylerium, Solimun, Arstungry, Napnomadia, Technocratic-european Countries, Haarlen, Morover, Harjad, Xipher, The Scorched Empire, Baloia, Laudesia, Republic Sickle, The Cold Northern North, Enfindania, Haprus Nanari, Waldekit, Russila, Sojenre, Q w e r t y, Straumrike, Seltsames Auge, New Michag, Arquan, Verderiesdre, Inspiratus, Whole India, and Jaistein.

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