by Max Barry

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,058th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,493rd Largest Black Market: 1,737th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Veritas Vincit
Emperor Jaub MMMXV
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.419 billion

CapitalJaubLand City
LeaderEmperor Jaub MMMXV

CurrencyJaubish Koruna

The Empire of JaubLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Jaub MMMXV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.419 billion JaubLandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JaubLand City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaubish economy, worth a remarkable 2,566 trillion Jaubish Korunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 224,725 Jaubish Korunas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 922,340 per year while the poor average 36,149, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

Protestors are soaking piles of Jaubish Korunas in blood to make a point about government incomes, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JaubLand's national animal is the Jaub, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jaubism.

JaubLand is ranked 36,770th in the world and 1st in Galawen for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Largest Insurance Industry: 1,058thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,493rdTop
Largest Black Market: 1,737thLargest Mining Sector: 1,886thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,279thFattest Citizens: 2,307thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,400thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,013thMost Efficient Economies: 3,506thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,549thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,012thHighest Average Incomes: 4,013thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,059thHighest Economic Output: 4,148thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,327thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,603rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,857thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,058thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,282ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,840thLargest Retail Industry: 5,904thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,426thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,720thLargest Governments: 11,452ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,580thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,570thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,678thMost Influential: 13,802ndMost Devout: 14,170th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : JaubLand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Common Territories".
  • : JaubLand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prevention of Mutually assured destruction".
  • : JaubLand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Woonsocket".
  • : JaubLand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Farm".
  • : JaubLand's influence in Galawen rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : JaubLand lost WA Delegate status in Galawen.
  • : JaubLand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Politics Amino"".
  • : JaubLand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Species Extinction".
  • : JaubLand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Airspace".
  • : JaubLand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Endangered Species Protection"".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

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