The Imperial Confederacy of Jasonvillee is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Imperial Chancellor Junho with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.078 billion Jasonvilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jasonvilleean economy, worth 318 trillion Jasonville Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,705 Jasonville Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, education is transforming people into first-rate snobs, solid-gold toilets are Jasonvilleean prisons' least expensive furnishings, and evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jasonvillee's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Jasonvillee is ranked 139,749^th in the world and 133^rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Extreme, scoring 15.25 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.