Population | 388 million |
Capital | Unilisia |
Currency | Jasonrand |
Animal | Bipedal Mungo |
The Dominion of Jasonstaadt is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 388 million Jasonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unilisia. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Jasonstaadtian economy, worth 32.1 trillion Jasonrands a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,609 Jasonrands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and excessive gerrymandering has earned Jasonstaadt the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jasonstaadt's national animal is the Bipedal Mungo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jasonstaadt is ranked 161,642nd in the world and 34th in Greater Dienstad for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 7.07 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jasonstaadt was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Armed Republic of Free Ariadna, killing 43 million zombies.
- : Jasonstaadt was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Laconic Directorate of Unilisia, killing 36 million zombies.
- : Jasonstaadt was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Laconic Directorate of Unilisia, killing 32 million zombies.
- : Jasonstaadt's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in Jasonstaadt, excessive gerrymandering has earned Jasonstaadt the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship'.
- : Following new legislation in Jasonstaadt, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
- : Following new legislation in Jasonstaadt, kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school.
- : Jasonstaadt was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Jasonstaadt, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
- : Following new legislation in Jasonstaadt, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.