by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 5,683rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,928thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,036th
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Population614 million



The Kaiserreich of Jarvikan is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 614 million Jarvikanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmarsa. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jarvikanian economy, worth 59.0 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 96,130 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Jarvikanian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the crispy fried liver of an Eagle is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarvikan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jarvikan is ranked 73,355th in the world and 27th in The United Empires of Carson for Most Extreme, scoring 23.03 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Armed: 5,683rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,928thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,036thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,387thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,421stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,728thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,598thMost Cultured: 22,045thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,810thLowest Crime Rates: 24,175thLargest Retail Industry: 24,214thMost Authoritarian: 24,490th
Most Armed: 5th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Crebinicks, Carstantinopipal, Miseria, Remeson, and Molukui.

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