by Max Barry

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Nudest: 1,205thMost Devout: 11,480thMost Pacifist: 13,320th
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Mission Accomplished
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population4.526 billion



The Holy Empire of Japazitopia is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.526 billion Japazitopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Japa. The average income tax rate is 6.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Japazitopian economy, worth 172 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,167 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Online tourism reviews of Japazitopia are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime is almost non-existent. Japazitopia's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Japazitopia is ranked 63,780th in the world and 8th in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands for Most Stationary, with 179.01028821112 Days.

Nudest: 1,205thTop
Most Devout: 11,480thMost Pacifist: 13,320th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

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