by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 324th Safest: 445th Lowest Crime Rates: 616th
The Unending Realm of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We'll Live On Forever
His Divine Lamington
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Unending Realm of Janusabia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Divine Lamington with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.805 billion Janusabians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passionfanda. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The large but stagnant Janusabian economy, worth 236 trillion Caramels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is 7,661 Caramels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, and the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janusabia's national animal is the Cookieline, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ailurism.

Janusabia is ranked 31,005th in the world and 17th in A Hole To Hide In for Most Extreme, scoring 26.28 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Populations: 324thSafest: 445thLowest Crime Rates: 616thTop
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Most Secular: 1,566thMost Pacifist: 2,522ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,708thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,433rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,253rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,523rdLargest Governments: 5,159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,876thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,071stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 7,857thMost Authoritarian: 9,061st
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Janusabia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.

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