Largest Populations: 286th Safest: 477th Lowest Crime Rates: 665th
The Unending Realm of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We'll Live On Forever
His Divine Lamington
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Unending Realm of Janusabia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Divine Lamington with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.826 billion Janusabians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passionfanda. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The large but stagnant Janusabian economy, worth 222 trillion Caramels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is 7,463 Caramels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dining out often involves Cookielines on the plate no matter what you order, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janusabia's national animal is the Cookieline, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ailurism.

Janusabia is ranked 132,631st in the world and 4,125th in Lazarus for Most Average, scoring 27.32 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Populations: 286thSafest: 477thLowest Crime Rates: 665thMost Secular: 1,274thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,617thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,944thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,273rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,570thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,116thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,441stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,895thLargest Governments: 6,043rdTop
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Smartest Citizens: 8,541stMost Authoritarian: 8,707thMost Stationary: 8,912th
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Largest Populations: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 101st in the regionMost Stationary: 148th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 154th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 184th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 203rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 203rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 215th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 230th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 279th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 300th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 358th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, dining out often involves Cookielines on the plate no matter what you order.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Janusabia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Janusabia are famed for their reasonable volume levels.

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