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Largest Populations: 312th Safest: 480th Most Secular: 639th
The Unending Realm of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We'll Live On Forever
His Divine Lamington
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Janusabia

Population31.898 billion

CapitalPassionfanda
LeaderHis Divine Lamington
Faithailurism

CurrencyCaramel
AnimalCookieline

The Unending Realm of Janusabia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Divine Lamington with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 31.898 billion Janusabians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passionfanda. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The large but stagnant Janusabian economy, worth 251 trillion Caramels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,893 Caramels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A His Divine Lamington For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of His Divine Lamington's supporters, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janusabia's national animal is the Cookieline, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ailurism.

Janusabia is ranked 62,197th in the world and 116th in The Hole To Hide In for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 4.29 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Populations: 312thSafest: 480thMost Secular: 639thLowest Crime Rates: 651stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,373rdMost Pacifist: 3,241stLargest Governments: 4,680thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,815thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,113thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,930thSmartest Citizens: 7,744thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10,218th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 29th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A His Divine Lamington For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of His Divine Lamington's supporters.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Janusabia for ignoring crimes against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.

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