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Largest Populations: 327th Safest: 477th Lowest Crime Rates: 646th
The Unending Realm of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We'll Live On Forever
His Divine Lamington
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Unending Realm of Janusabia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Divine Lamington with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.3 billion Janusabians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passionfanda. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The large but stagnant Janusabian economy, worth 231 trillion Caramels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is 7,624 Caramels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, and edutainment video games are taking Janusabia's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janusabia's national animal is the Cookieline, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ailurism.

Janusabia is ranked 146,358th in the world and 57th in A Hole To Hide In for Highest Drug Use, scoring 32.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Populations: 327thSafest: 477thLowest Crime Rates: 646thMost Secular: 1,647thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,508thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,681stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,769thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,589thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,956thLargest Governments: 5,458thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,927thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,014thSmartest Citizens: 8,551stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10,476th
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Janusabia's influence in A Hole To Hide In rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, edutainment video games are taking Janusabia's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : Janusabia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.

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