The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 853 million Jazairis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth 71.6 trillion jCoins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,921 jCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Janoobi Jazair is ranked 150,407^th in the world and 5,688^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.15 Obesity Rate.