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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,329thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,817thMost Influential: 3,326th
The Federal Republic of
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Janoobi Jazair

Population11.347 billion

CapitalLake Kahuna
LeaderBig Kahuna
FaithFaithism

CurrencyjCoin
AnimalGoldfish

The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 11.347 billion Jazairis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion jCoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,155 jCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Janoobi Jazairian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.

Janoobi Jazair is ranked 16,077th in the world and 383rd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.7 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Influential: 3,326thSafest: 4,989thBest Weather: 5,003rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,147thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,077thMost Pacifist: 6,768thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,911thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,787thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,447thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,374thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,789thHealthiest Citizens: 12,058thMost Inclusive: 12,463rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,591stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,864thNicest Citizens: 12,918thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,945thSmartest Citizens: 14,775thHighest Food Quality: 15,326thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,507thMost Developed: 15,639thLowest Crime Rates: 16,077thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,004thMost Income Equality: 19,520thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,737thMost Stationary: 21,168thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,880thLargest Governments: 22,968thHighest Economic Output: 27,064thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,578thMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,595th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 128th in the regionBest Weather: 135th in the regionSafest: 141st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 160th in the regionMost Influential: 172nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 180th in the regionMost Pacifist: 192nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 236th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 246th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 252nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 272nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 282nd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 313th in the regionMost Inclusive: 321st in the regionNicest Citizens: 327th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 327th in the regionMost Stationary: 333rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 342nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 364th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 369th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 381st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 383rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 401st in the regionMost Developed: 405th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 405th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 425th in the regionMost Income Equality: 444th in the regionLargest Populations: 452nd in the regionLargest Governments: 461st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 516th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 518th in the region

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