Population | 11.347 billion |
Capital | Lake Kahuna |
Leader | Big Kahuna |
Faith | Faithism |
Currency | jCoin |
Animal | Goldfish |
The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 11.347 billion Jazairis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion jCoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,155 jCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Janoobi Jazairian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.
Janoobi Jazair is ranked 16,077th in the world and 383rd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.7 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by The Federationist States of Osmauri.
- : Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by The Shining Dawn Light of Langburn.
- : Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by The Imperial Federation of Improper Classifications.
- : Janoobi Jazair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Janoobi Jazair endorsed The Free Land of Kadekoland.
- : Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by The Free Land of Kadekoland.
- : Janoobi Jazair endorsed The Kekkeryist Kekkury Yuh Yeet of Yukkira.
- : Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by The Kekkeryist Kekkury Yuh Yeet of Yukkira.
- : Janoobi Jazair was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 79 » East Malaysia, Todd McCloud, BearStackof2015, Kangarawa, Asendavia, Talitoa, Pakitsk, Dragons Blood, Ridann, Axdel, The Three States of Fortuna, Ripsylvania, ReReReRepublic, A mean old man, Freedomindia, Stellar Colonies, New Leganes, Modra, Under Upper Antartica, Fellon, Spiruvania, From New World, Hizuru, Aivintis, CheeseBurrito, Blobbo, Enlil, Agave, Sandboxford, Mardom, The Marlands, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Empire of Dabiristan, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Wakeopolis, Sea Lions, Marrabuk, Pekweng, Romanoddle Republic, Vaskeden, OhCraplakistan, Murshan, Pondingonia, La Xinga, Tassirion, Dwightica, Wiranath, and 29 others.Troc, Lunma Un, Malvekia, Roissyland, Vervian Desire, Evrigenis, Khusja, Savage, Amjedia, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Cacnesia, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, The Holy Rat, Atrocha, Hieggary, Dremaur, Evdon, Liberatarianism, Yukkira, Kadekoland, Langburn, Konyai, and Osmauri.