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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 306th Most Influential: 1,850th Safest: 6,912th
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Janoobi Jazair

Population853 million

CapitalLake Kahuna
LeaderBig Kahuna


The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 853 million Jazairis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth 71.6 trillion jCoins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,921 jCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Janoobi Jazair is ranked 150,407th in the world and 5,688th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.15 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 306thTop
Most Influential: 1,850thSafest: 6,912thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,571stBest Weather: 8,507thTop
Most Pacifist: 8,608thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,612thNicest Citizens: 12,020thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,110thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,236thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,639thHealthiest Citizens: 13,769thMost Inclusive: 14,163rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,459thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,880thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,724thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,977th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 99th in the regionSafest: 203rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 229th in the regionBest Weather: 241st in the regionMost Pacifist: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 281st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 289th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 338th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 340th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 345th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 381st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 402nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 409th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 411th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 429th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 453rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 476th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 512th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 549th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 560th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by The Church of Slongs.
  • : Janoobi Jazair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, JJ-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
  • : Janoobi Jazair endorsed The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 292 » Fedele, Todd McCloud, Bachtendekuppen, A Slanted Black Stripe, Pakitsk, H-Zhena, Izonno, Davelands, VW53Aland, Axdel, Ridann, Brotherland, The Sacred Whale, Merlovich, Marrico, Lejon Stad, Neruch, Socialist Holy American Empire, Arkantis, Shantan, Tim Stark, Solarfall, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Wiranath, Indovinesia, Kangarawa, Bullpups, Hizuru, Sicilla, Aelitia, Thyaclinia, Rhealaliit, Chria Deau, Abadong, Arberinopolis, Guthra, Gorbastan, Kario and Nix, The Angel of Charity, Swiftwhiskers, Kilkire, Laikantar, United China Nation, Osterreich und Ungarn, Seri Tai Republic, Amjedia, Elejamie, Goodnamesarerare, The New Wisconsin Empire, Kastalien II, and 242 others.Danesopia, The Almighty Country, Perpetuam, Someseni, Hokolokia, Lanagon, Kaigi, East Malaysia, New Terabithia, The Holy Utopian Republic, Pightinbotanoffen, Imperial Akatsuki, Layngderfleethe, The Empire of Rijelv, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Meridian Unity, Avalon Ascendancy, Xobalon, The Holographic Expanse, Fantasy Peninsula, Norport, Headpat Central, Cassidya, Darkfull, Impia Aghte, Vrama, Adavan, ReeK, Talitoa, Dearovia, Alkintare, Tshana, New Taranaki, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Wansley Manor, Slavyanya, The Humble Abyss, Blazing Samaritan, Gluponija, Puckconnolly, CheeseBurrito, Devlon, Empalla, BearStackof2015, Harro Waarudho, Taurora, Bortalandet, Ouroboric, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Shinnokawa, Redfoos Irrelevancy, Slonful, Kelsyth, Ravendi, Federal Unity, Froplondia, Drunken Seal Islands, Qui sequuntur somnia, Sadinata, Chols Worithopia, Zang0, Enlil, Just Vale 2, Blobbo, Galve, TheRuthenians, Propwash, Kucia, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Davinhia, Ska Hydorordia, Servants of Gizmo, Lyontisia, Choushuu, Dragonia, Bai Lung, Federated States of Zootron, Roliganistan, Sericena, Cameronia Excellentia, Ver Norge, Republic of Berzerkistan, Qyrym, CopyCato, Pura Mente, TURKEYISM, PIDLE, Free The Lagich, Secos, The Shorter Union, Dom Islana, Betremia, Aeljae, Kublam, Barfleur, Wizardonia, Cretalia, Klaassopli, Dark Edgyness, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Humri, The island of Kiria, Broengtopia, New Military, La Isla Nueva, Darkenval, Akorial, Uthenia, Norjis, Survivoristan, Thompstein, Sonictopia, Norgsveldet, Verketa, Squid Ruinosa, Slys Paws, Endertopias, Nazagully, Tyrae, Jordanistan22, Freedom Fascists, Wanabe, New Leganes, Tel Mithru, Democrosis reborn, Adriatican, Splena, Am Echad, Trimmania, Yutogolan, Free Goldsaver, Riveraland, Roissyland, Respublica Deltanica, Gratefuland, Superior Indonesia, Pengnia, Bulli, Kagorg Bra Corna, Ciggie Smallistan, Brethren, Archooli, The Anarchisticly Lost Canadian North, Sansangra, Artimisiare, Pulmonaria, Durfia, Mizanzukistao, Babcocia, Joundia, United Artificial Intelligence Armada, Dragonroar, Theta Xi Nation, Ceruleasia, Constructbegin, Tree Egg, Arpino, Bakaworld, The United Asian Republics, Mundiferrum, Kynaria, Rokaku, Furnifold, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Mer Dieu, Solestia, Sufjan Stevens Fans, South East Charmaracapa, Ribanzi, Wadostan Ran, Ellsonian Dominion, Airrajul, The Romanum Legio, Narinoland, New Gehenna, AngusEssa, Baumdahl, Gemookul, Elkenian, 10 Principalities, Reftaria, Bytes, Saku Han Union, United-kingdom of Britannia, Bacon Land, Taya Dust, Dyonisistan, Stanisiti, America Mjolnir, Glen-Rock, Astroa, Chechkoslovakia, United Atlantic Provinces, Stellar Colonies, Megolavania, Aristortia, Lost Luxuria, Deubonia, Pekweng, Lit Medieval Dancing, Magosconity, Free Peoples Republic of Sandir, United Sappho, Orveila, Anecho, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Penfifteen, Maklensiaticap, New Xobalon, Luth, Transiberation, Atlia Sonis, Monezambique, Wacounda, Greater Ciscarpathia, The Upper Low, Jalamir, Ur-Lusen, Chubaka, Menshland, Alabamaxen, Matdor, South Ederodovess, Justice-Becoming, INTJ for life, New Grovershire, Doranica, Tuvaltastan, Edmontia, VoyKovie, Overlia, Degrelle, Urwia Darul Khair, Kingdom of Pars, Opossum Slayer, Aleister, ArenaC, Greater Felter, Funkadelia, Abtracnt, The United Neo American Union, and Slongs.

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