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Janoobi Jazair

Population7.649 billion

CapitalLake Kahuna
LeaderBig Kahuna


The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.649 billion Jazairis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth 709 trillion jCoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,692 jCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Janoobi Jazairian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.

Janoobi Jazair is ranked 246,553rd in the world and 9,063rd in The East Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,236thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,573rdMost Influential: 3,643rdSafest: 4,992ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,544thBest Weather: 5,675thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,815thMost Pacifist: 6,513thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,764thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,998thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,263rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,297thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,396thMost Inclusive: 11,407thHealthiest Citizens: 11,410thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,752ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,020thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,126thNicest Citizens: 12,143rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,354thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,127thHighest Food Quality: 14,440thSmartest Citizens: 14,929thMost Developed: 16,039thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,465thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,612thLargest Governments: 19,272ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,967thMost Income Equality: 20,205thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,366thMost Devout: 24,542nd
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 146th in the regionSafest: 150th in the regionBest Weather: 163rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 185th in the regionMost Influential: 207th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 227th in the regionMost Pacifist: 235th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 273rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 296th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 299th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 312th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 343rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 355th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 365th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 368th in the regionMost Inclusive: 369th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 392nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 393rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 408th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 434th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 444th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 444th in the regionMost Developed: 452nd in the regionMost Stationary: 462nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 490th in the regionLargest Governments: 516th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 533rd in the regionLargest Populations: 539th in the regionMost Devout: 552nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 623rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 688th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 715th in the regionMost Cultured: 802nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 906th in the region

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