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Janoobi Jazair

Population5.332 billion

CapitalLake Kahuna
LeaderBig Kahuna


The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.332 billion Jazairis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth 477 trillion jCoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,528 jCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Janoobi Jazairian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.

Janoobi Jazair is ranked 226,179th in the world and 7,601st in The East Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.14 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,127thMost Influential: 3,657thSafest: 5,021stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,602ndBest Weather: 5,710thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,872ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,572ndMost Pacifist: 6,613thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,177thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,929thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,132ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,791stMost Inclusive: 11,090thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,495thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,693rdNicest Citizens: 11,779thHealthiest Citizens: 12,013thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,305thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,415thLowest Crime Rates: 12,820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,356thHighest Food Quality: 14,388thSmartest Citizens: 15,963rdMost Developed: 16,115thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,060thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,105thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,105thMost Income Equality: 19,107thLargest Governments: 20,280thMost Devout: 21,667th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 150th in the regionSafest: 154th in the regionBest Weather: 179th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 195th in the regionMost Pacifist: 217th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 225th in the regionMost Influential: 230th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 240th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 255th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 258th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 297th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 314th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 317th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 353rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 356th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 365th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 366th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 372nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 373rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 379th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 413th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 430th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 442nd in the regionMost Developed: 477th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 527th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 536th in the regionLargest Governments: 583rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 615th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 644th in the regionLargest Populations: 651st in the regionMost Devout: 726th in the regionMost Stationary: 769th in the region

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