The Holy Empire of Jancokk is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 193 million Astungkarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Jancokkian economy, worth 15.8 trillion Jeff Bezos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 82,055 Jeff Bezos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, and psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jancokk's national animal is the Hell Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jancokk is ranked 169,436^th in the world and 5,318^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.89 kickbacks per hour.