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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 355thHighest Drug Use: 425thLargest Welfare Programs: 650th
The Holy Red Ecstasy of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
People living deeply have no fear of death.
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Superb
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Jamulah

Population14.823 billion

CapitalJauharah
LeaderDevi Ashtanga Bhaktinanda Shaktiprasad
FaithSpiritual Hedonism

CurrencyPleasure
AnimalWhite Fox

The Holy Red Ecstasy of Jamulah is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Devi Ashtanga Bhaktinanda Shaktiprasad with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.823 billion Jamulayi enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jauharah. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamuli economy, worth a remarkable 2,853 trillion Pleasures a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,515 Pleasures, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals in Jamulah are too busy serving the needs of Equinox to see Jamulayi, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamulah's national animal is the White Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiritual Hedonism.

Jamulah is ranked 9,337th in the world and 7th in Equinox for Most Stationary, with 2,460.04146029468 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 355thHighest Drug Use: 425thLargest Welfare Programs: 650thNicest Citizens: 810thMost Pacifist: 827thMost Inclusive: 830thMost Compassionate Citizens: 846thMost Cheerful Citizens: 853rdHighest Food Quality: 1,165thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,221stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,439thBest Weather: 1,464thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,520thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,525thMost Cultured: 1,702ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,706thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,018thLargest Governments: 2,116thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,154thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,985thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,074thMost Developed: 3,132ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,425thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,604thSafest: 3,954thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,115thMost Devout: 4,189thLowest Crime Rates: 4,730thSmartest Citizens: 5,071stHealthiest Citizens: 5,583rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,628thMost Influential: 6,550thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,877thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,408thHighest Economic Output: 7,797thMost Stationary: 9,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,355thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,624thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,720thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,091stHighest Average Incomes: 11,338thMost Income Equality: 12,640thTop
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Nudest: 18,856thLargest Populations: 27,012th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jamulah, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamulah, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamulah, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
  • : Jamulah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Jamulah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamulah, hospitals in Jamulah are too busy serving the needs of Equinox to see Jamulayi.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamulah, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamulah, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamulah, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Jamulah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.

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