Population | 14.823 billion |
Capital | Jauharah |
Leader | Devi Ashtanga Bhaktinanda Shaktiprasad |
Faith | Spiritual Hedonism |
Currency | Pleasure |
Animal | White Fox |
The Holy Red Ecstasy of Jamulah is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Devi Ashtanga Bhaktinanda Shaktiprasad with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.823 billion Jamulayi enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jauharah. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Jamuli economy, worth a remarkable 2,853 trillion Pleasures a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,515 Pleasures, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hospitals in Jamulah are too busy serving the needs of Equinox to see Jamulayi, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamulah's national animal is the White Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiritual Hedonism.
Jamulah is ranked 9,337th in the world and 7th in Equinox for Most Stationary, with 2,460.04146029468 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jamulah, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in Jamulah, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Jamulah, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
- : Jamulah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Jamulah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Jamulah, hospitals in Jamulah are too busy serving the needs of Equinox to see Jamulayi.
- : Following new legislation in Jamulah, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in Jamulah, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
- : Following new legislation in Jamulah, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
- : Jamulah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.